Quiksolver

You are probably wondering - "Beth, when you were deciding whether to make the pork or buy it, why didn't you employ the "Quiksolver" process?"

Well, I am glad you (the nameless, faceless You) asked, because I have an answer. I used what I have patented as the "Super Qwik Solver" process (tm). This is a very valuable, trademarked, and super secret process - But, since we are such close personal friends, I will share the magic of "SQS" with you.

First, you need an Official SQSP(tm) Methodology Unit. You may purchase one at the SQSP Official Lean Six Sigma Store for the low low price of $200. Bulk orders welcome. A picture of the SQSP(tm) Methodology Unit - FOR REFERENCE ONLY - is here.

SQSP(tm)MU - Front


SQSP(tm)MU - Back


To deploy SQS using the SQSMU, you first DEFINE THE QUESTION ("Should I make pulled pork, or buy it?")

Then, you ask the question aloud, using the SQSMU Flippinator Device (sold separately) to ensure that the SQSMU gets the appropriate amount of spin. Whilst the SQSMU is "spinning", you call "heads" or "tails" - indicating the side of the SQSMU you wish to prevail.

If the SQSMU lands on the side you called, you follow the first path. If the SQSMU lands on the obverse side, you follow the SECOND path.

I will be selling SQSMUs at the Early Adopter Discount Value Rate of $10 during the CFSD Year End Review.