10) Suspiciously chopped up mushrooms lurking in the dish
9) Too many vegetables, not enough Ritz crackers
8) Serving bowl was boring
7) Needed more cowbell
6) Had no chocolate
5) Called it a "medley", which is just dopey
4) Made us yearn for kale fritters
3) Lack of curry
2) Served tepid, should have been warmer
and the NUMBER ONE REASON IS....
1) Failure to blog the entry!
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